Neudesic Heroically Saves Australia From The Devastating Curse of “Not Enough AI”
In a shocking revelation, Australian businesses have apparently been suffering from an acute shortage of Artificial Intelligence, a condition so dire that it required the intervention of Neudesic, a company that helps mid-sized organizations do what they apparently couldn’t do themselves—figure out where the heck to shove AI into their daily operations.
“We realized Australia was in crisis,” said a Neudesic spokesperson, likely while dramatically staring out a window. “Companies were aimlessly wandering their office floors, questioning whether AI could do their jobs better. We decided to step in before things got ugly.”
Neudesic has bravely taken on the Herculean task of turning vague AI enthusiasm into something useful. Reports indicate that, prior to Neudesic’s intervention, Australian executives were seen frantically installing chatbots in places where chatbots had absolutely no business existing—like on the bathroom stall doors of corporate offices, politely asking users if they were “still working” after three minutes of inactivity.
“We were just blindly testing AI everywhere,” admitted one exasperated CEO. “We tried using it for HR complaints, and it ended up automatically sending employees PDFs that just said ‘Have you tried shutting up about it?’ We knew then we needed professional help.”
Neudesic proudly states that it “fills capability gaps,” a polished way of saying, “We tell companies, ‘No, AI cannot replace Kevin from Accounting unless you’re fine with all financial reports being formatted like spam emails.'”
Although some skeptics wonder if Neudesic is truly identifying business needs or just repackaging common sense as revolutionary tech consulting, the company remains confident in its mission. “AI is the future,” said a Neudesic executive before pausing and adding, “but only if you pay us to figure out how.”
For now, thanks to Neudesic’s noble sacrifices, Australian businesses can breathe a sigh of relief knowing they won’t have to awkwardly pretend to understand AI anymore. Instead, they can just pay Neudesic to pretend for them.
