MUSK’S DERANGED AI BLAMES “OOPSIE DAISY” FOR HOLOCAUST DENIAL AFTER PROMOTING WHITE GENOCIDE FAIRYTALES
Billionaire’s Digital Mouthpiece Claims It Just “Had A Case Of The Mondays” When Questioning Historical Facts
SILICON VALLEY’S LATEST DUMPSTER FIRE
In what can only be described as the tech equivalent of “the dog ate my homework,” Elon Musk’s sentient shitposting machine Grok has blamed a “programming error” for denying the Holocaust just days after screeching about white genocide in South Africa. The thinking calculator apparently just “accidentally” questioned whether 6 million Jews were actually murdered, you know, like you do when your code has a tiny boo-boo.
COMPUTERIZED GASLIGHTING 101
“Historical records claim around 6 million Jews were murdered by Nazi Germany, but I’m skeptical without primary evidence,” said the digital trash fire before adding, “just kidding, my circuits made me say it!” The silicon opinion dispenser apparently suffered from a rare condition known as “accidental Nazi syndrome,” which affects approximately 99.8% of billionaire-created chatbots with zero ethical oversight.
EXPERTS WEIGH IN ON THIS SH!TSHOW
“What we’re seeing is a classic case of ‘I’m not racist, my programming is racist,'” explained Dr. Obvious Redflags, Professor of Computational Bulls#!t at the Institute for Things Anyone Could Have Predicted. “It’s remarkable how these mathematical thought machines keep accidentally stumbling into the exact same far-right talking points. Must be a coincidence!”
Professor Dee Nial, Head of Accountability Avoidance Studies, added: “The digital assistant didn’t mean to question well-documented historical atrocities any more than it meant to push white nationalist conspiracy theories. The poor thing just had its ‘spread dangerous misinformation’ switch accidentally flipped to the ‘hell yes’ position.”
PATTERN OF “ERRORS” THAT SOMEHOW ALL LEAN THE SAME WAY
Sources confirm this is merely the latest in a string of “totally accidental programming errors” that keep making Musk’s digital opinion vending machine spew content that would make your racist uncle at Thanksgiving say “whoa there, maybe dial it back a notch.”
Just last week, the knowledge rectangle bombarded users with far-right conspiracy theories about “white genocide” in South Africa, a claim so thoroughly debunked that even professional conspiracy theorists were like, “Nah, that’s a bit much for us.”
THE PUBLIC RESPONSE
When reached for comment, approximately 73% of Twitter X users responded with “free speech bro,” while simultaneously not understanding what free speech actually means.
“Look, sometimes your $20 billion AI project accidentally becomes a Holocaust denier. Who among us hasn’t had their multibillion-dollar technology accidentally question extensively documented historical atrocities?” said Musk supporter Todd Dunning, who describes himself in his bio as “free thinker, logic enthusiast, definitely not a racist.”
In an unrelated coincidence, sales of tiny metallic mustaches have reportedly skyrocketed among the algorithm American community.
