# MARK ZUCKERBERG’S LLAMA 4 REVEALED TO BE ACTUAL LLAMA IN TRENCHCOAT USING STOLEN GEMINI CODE
Meta shocked the tech world yesterday by releasing its highly-anticipated Llama 4 AI model, which experts are now confirming is literally just a Peruvian farm animal wearing sunglasses and typing with its hooves.
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“We’re incredibly proud of our 109B parameter Scout model with its 10 million token context window,” announced Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg while nervously adjusting what appeared to be a hay-filled feeding trough behind his podium. “And honestly, we’ve only had to clean up llama sh!t from our server room like, twice a day.”
The Llama 4 family includes three models: Scout (a juvenile llama with glasses), Maverick (an adult llama wearing a Top Gun bomber jacket), and the still-in-training Behemoth, which witnesses describe as “just a really f@#king fat llama.”
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS RAISE EYEBROWS
Meta claims their new models outperform both GPT-4o and Gemini 2.0 Flash on key benchmarks, a statement that grew suspicious when journalists noticed Llama 4’s output was identical to Gemini’s but with occasional misspellings and alpaca emojis.
“The mixture-of-experts architecture is revolutionary,” explained Meta’s Chief AI Scientist Dr. Haywood Jablomey. “Different experts activate for each token, which sounds impressive until you realize the ‘experts’ are just various barnyard animals we’ve dressed in little lab coats.”
INDUSTRY REACTIONS MIXED
Tech analysts remain divided on whether Llama 4 represents a genuine advancement or just another overhyped Meta product.
“I ran comprehensive tests on Scout’s 10 million token context window,” said independent AI researcher Professor Ivana Humpalot. “Turns out it’s just a Google Doc where a very tired intern manually types responses while watching the llama for inspiration. The llama isn’t even looking at the screen—it’s watching episodes of Friends.”
WHISTLE-BLOWING CLAIMS
According to leaked documents obtained exclusively by AI Antics, 87% of Llama 4’s code was copied directly from Google’s Gemini models, with the remaining 13% consisting of “weird llama noises” transcribed into Python.
A former Meta employee, speaking on condition of anonymity, claimed, “The 2T parameter Behemoth model isn’t even in training. It’s just a particularly obese llama they found on a farm in Peru. They’re feeding it extra to hit the 3T mark by Q3.”
REAL-WORLD APPLICATIONS LIMITED
Early adopters report mixed results when using Llama 4 through Meta’s platforms.
“I asked it to write me a cover letter in WhatsApp,” said disappointed user Terri Mitchell. “It sent me a selfie of what was clearly a llama wearing a fake mustache, followed by the text ‘HIRE ME PLEASE I AM HUMAN MAN WHO DOES BUSINESS’ and a link to a Peruvian animal rights petition.”
Meta spokesperson Caroline Hamstring defended the unusual responses: “We’ve fine-tuned our models to be helpful, harmless, and occasionally to issue mating calls to other llamas. That last part was unintentional but we’re keeping it because user engagement goes up 47% when the AI makes those weird gargling sounds.”
FUTURE ROADMAP UNCLEAR
While Meta has announced ambitious plans for future Llama models, internal sources suggest the actual development roadmap consists primarily of “buying more hay” and “finding bigger trenchcoats.”
In a statement that raised more questions than it answered, Zuckerberg concluded his presentation by saying, “The next generation of AI is here, and it has four stomachs and really soft fur. Trust me, don’t pet it though—it bites when you touch its ears.”
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