**Elon Musk Unleashes “Smartest AI on Earth,” Begs World to Notice**
Elon Musk has once again graced humanity with his infinite genius, unveiling Grok-3, a so-called “superior” AI hailed as the smartest the planet has ever seen. Because if there’s one thing we needed more of, it’s Musk loudly announcing another paradigm shift before anyone has time to blink.
Grok-3, the latest marvel from Musk’s company xAI, reportedly outperforms rivals like GPT-4o, Gemini-2 Pro, and Claude 3.5 Sonnet on key benchmarks. Essentially, it’s better at answering theoretical physics questions and solving calculus problems—two things the vast majority of humans were already avoiding at all costs.
“We’ve trained this model on ten times the compute power of Grok-2,” claimed an xAI spokesperson, nodding vigorously in a desperate bid to make sure everyone understands how impressive that sounds. “With 200,000 H100 GPUs, Grok-3 is proof that more money and bigger numbers mean smarter AI.”
Despite these claims, many remain skeptical—mostly because every other major AI company makes similar boasts every three months. OpenAI is already prepping its GPT-4.5, followed by the inevitable GPT-5, which will probably be marketed as a sentient lifeform capable of writing mediocre poetry and misinterpreting human sarcasm.
Meanwhile, other contenders, including Anthropic and DeepMind, continue their own AI arms race, proving that nothing unites tech billionaires quite like the relentless pursuit of making machines smarter than their customers. “We’re thrilled to be competing with Musk,” said an anonymous OpenAI executive. “It’s like watching a billionaire renaissance man play whack-a-mole with the tech industry, one overhyped announcement at a time.”
As Grok-3 rolls out in Musk’s “Grok App,” dedicated fans and Silicon Valley worshippers alike are eager to see just how groundbreaking this AI really is. Will it revolutionize human existence? Or will it just spit out different but equally dull responses in yet another chatbot arena?
One thing is certain—Musk won’t let anyone forget about it.
