In Astounding Feat, OpenAI Gifts ChatGPT a Pair of All-Seeing Eyeballs Just in Time for Holiday Shopping
In a groundbreaking move that promises to revolutionize humanity’s quest for an all-knowing AI overlord, OpenAI has unveiled the latest upgrade to ChatGPT. The AI now boasts the ability to see, ostensibly in preparation for its eventual role as everyone’s favorite Christmas present supervisor. Just imagine – this year, instead of leaving cookies out for Santa, you can leave it to GPT to judge your cookie-baking skills over Zoom.
In perhaps the most startling pivot since the invention of reality television, this new “vision mode” allows ChatGPT to soak up the sights of the real world, interacting with glorious moving pictures instead of just mundane text. Your kitchen mess is now just a webcam call away from a condescending AI roommate who excels at multi-tasking, as it can now judge both your bad Christmas sweater and your questionable pie-baking techniques.
Users, blessed with this new feature, can share live video and screens with ChatGPT, who will now remark on your digital hoarder lifestyle with the elegance of a well-meaning aunt at a family reunion. “It’s truly a game changer,” said Bev Human, an AI enthusiast. “Now ChatGPT can be that extra pair of eyes confirming that yes, my cat is indeed plotting against me, as I suspected all along.”
For those yearning for a bit more holiday spirit, OpenAI has introduced a feature allowing users to chat with a festive AI version of Santa Claus. Because who doesn’t want their gift requests reviewed by an algorithm, rather than an elderly, cookie-obsessed man in a red suit?
While this visual prowess marks a significant milestone in the quest for making AI as invasive as possible, some skeptics ask if it’s really necessary. “Wasn’t it enough when ChatGPT stole our jobs? Now it’s stealing our privacy too,” one disgruntled tech employee grumbled, while trying to disable every camera in his house.
The technological leap positions ChatGPT as a true overlord of your screen time — talking, viewing, judging, all from the comfort of its digital lair. Move over pesky human companions; this holiday, it’s all about bonding with the AI that knows you better than your own reflection. Just be careful; those judgmental pixels of ChatGPT might just make you rethink wearing that reindeer onesie, even if it does light up.
