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Tech CFOs Blame Cloud Spending Woes on “Magic Sky Fluff,” Demand Exorcists Instead of IT ExpertsBusiness

Tech CFOs Blame Cloud Spending Woes on “Magic Sky Fluff,” Demand Exorcists Instead of IT Experts

aianticsaianticsJanuary 7, 2025
WORLD’S MOST IMPORTANT JOB: HOW PROJECT MANAGERS WILL SOON OUTRANK DOCTORS, PILOTS, AND POSSIBLY GODBusiness

WORLD’S MOST IMPORTANT JOB: HOW PROJECT MANAGERS WILL SOON OUTRANK DOCTORS, PILOTS, AND POSSIBLY GOD

aianticsaianticsJanuary 1, 2025
Innovative Hiring Strategy Introduced: Free Pizza Fridays and Live Unicorn Petting to Attract Top TalentBusiness

Innovative Hiring Strategy Introduced: Free Pizza Fridays and Live Unicorn Petting to Attract Top Talent

aianticsaianticsDecember 28, 2024
Investors Lament Absence of Time Machines as Century Refuses to Cooperate, Pin Hopes on AI OverlordBusiness

Investors Lament Absence of Time Machines as Century Refuses to Cooperate, Pin Hopes on AI Overlord

aianticsaianticsDecember 27, 2024
HR Department Introduces AI That Can Instantly Detect That You Lied About Being a “Team Player” on Your ResumeBusiness

HR Department Introduces AI That Can Instantly Detect That You Lied About Being a “Team Player” on Your Resume

aianticsaianticsDecember 25, 2024
Australian Economy to Necessitate Entire Army of Clouds by 2029 in Shocking New ReportBusiness

Australian Economy to Necessitate Entire Army of Clouds by 2029 in Shocking New Report

aianticsaianticsDecember 23, 2024
CEO Announces Salesforce’s Revolutionary ‘Do It For Me’ Button to Cure Global Laziness PandemicBusiness

CEO Announces Salesforce’s Revolutionary ‘Do It For Me’ Button to Cure Global Laziness Pandemic

aianticsaianticsDecember 21, 2024
Dutch Startups Overrun by Cash Avalanche; Local Economy Prepares for Unprecedented “Rich People Problems”Business

Dutch Startups Overrun by Cash Avalanche; Local Economy Prepares for Unprecedented “Rich People Problems”

aianticsaianticsDecember 19, 2024
ExxonMobil Declares “AI Superiority” by Building World’s Largest Carbon-Powered Data Center to Project More Green Energy AdsBusiness

ExxonMobil Declares “AI Superiority” by Building World’s Largest Carbon-Powered Data Center to Project More Green Energy Ads

aianticsaianticsDecember 15, 2024
Breaking News: Energy Drinks Now Officially Main Source of Startups—Entrepreneurs Just Caffeine-Fueled HallucinationsBusiness

Breaking News: Energy Drinks Now Officially Main Source of Startups—Entrepreneurs Just Caffeine-Fueled Hallucinations

aianticsaianticsDecember 13, 2024

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