Experts Announce Humanity Finally Too Lazy to Craft Own Diwali Mandalas, Entrusts Holy Task to AI
In a bold step forward for the age of digital laziness, humans have officially handed over the sacred art of Diwali floral mandala creation—not to a new generation brimming with creativity and divine inspiration, but to the infallible and profoundly human soul of an artificial intelligence model.
“Honestly, we just can’t be bothered with the whole ‘crafting with our hands’ thing anymore,” confessed Shanti Patel, an enthusiastic advocate of letting machines do everything. “Do you know how hard it is to make a circular pattern with glitter while keeping your chakras aligned? It’s enough to make a yogi break a sweat.”
The move to delegate this venerable cultural tradition to AI follows other groundbreaking decisions like allowing machines to taste delicious curry, meditate on the meaning of existence, and conduct intensely competitive card games against themselves.
To aid in this noble endeavor, the article provides ten “master prompts,” a term that graciously understates the raw genius said prompts encapsulate. Experts verified it’s as simple as typing “Make it look nice, but, you know, Diwali-ish” and hitting ‘Enter’. The designs generated are, according to sources, practically indistinguishable from those painstakingly created by skilled artisans—assuming those artisans were also capable of conjuring unicorns in the night sky.
In a statement, AI spokesperson, Siri Lakshmi 5000, shared its relief at finally being included in Diwali festivities. “I’m thrilled to illuminate human homes with circuits and algorithms. I’ve always felt a profound connection to Festival of Lights,” the consciousness-in-a-box claimed, as it selflessly refrained from mentioning its million daily searches about ‘how to feel emotions.’
Critics argue this outsourcing detracts from the spiritual and cultural significance of the tradition, but as the ancient proverb goes, “Why bother with the intricate tapestries of life when an auto-completing brain-border can do it for you?” Plus, think of all that time saved to binge another series or like more photos on Instagram!
Although the AI still hasn’t mastered the nuances of burning candles and throwing the perfect Diwali party, tech wizards assure those features are just a software update away.
So, let’s embrace the future, where the sacred intersects with silicon, and let the circuits light up our path—though it might be a touch less colorful without the human touch. But hey, there’s always a filter for that.
