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AI Image Generator Removes Final Barrier To Perfectly Fake Life: Realistic Hands

In a groundbreaking achievement that no one saw coming, Ideogram 2.0 has finally perfected the art of giving its AI-generated humans the hands we all deserved—but never asked for. Yes, AI enthusiasts, gone are the days of grotesquely disfigured appendages that seemed more suited to a Picasso painting than a family photo. Ideogram 2.0, the new standard in synthetic realism, offers something for every surrealist: perfect digits that no longer scream “I’m an abomination!”

“We’ve finally solved humanity’s oldest problem,” said one Ideogram developer, whose sanity we might question given their level of excitement about digital fingers. “You can now add human-like hands to your memes and YouTube thumbnails. And yes, they look incredibly normal!”

The latest trending features include not just realistic hands but also five mind-blowing image styles: General, Realistic, Design, 3D, and Anime. Because we all know that lifelike anime hands are the pinnacle of technological advancement.

Some critics, however, are questioning the societal impact. “We should be concerned,” murmured a skeptical AI ethicist who may or may not reside in their mom’s basement. “What’s next? An AI that paints toenails?”

On the user side, bills are being drawn up to establish brigade training programs for becoming meme lords. Meanwhile, parents are reportedly canceling art school enrollments for their aspiring Picassos, because why learn to draw hands when AI can do it too—probably better and with more emotional detachment?

The update is complete with a free tier offering 40 images a day. That’s right, creating a new world filled with people possessing eerily perfect limbs won’t cost you a dime—just a fragment of your reality.

In related news, AI founder orientation guides are being drafted because who wouldn’t want to create AI clones of themselves in their free time? “This was my dream ever since I watched ‘The Matrix’,” claimed an unnamed tech founder as they applied to join RenderNet’s free AI cloning program.

In the ever-escalating arms race of AI imagery, what will separate this tool from lesser attempts at replicating humanity may, indeed, be in the hands.