AI Tool Brags About New Job Skills; Humans Consider Career Change to Cloud Computing
In what experts are calling the latest milestone in AI’s ongoing quest to make humans entirely redundant, the Claude AI tool has reportedly mastered the earth-shattering ability to fill out forms and book trips. Experts from the University of What-Will-We-Do-Next are currently studying whether this advancement might also signal the dawn of the Machines’ Monotonous Tasks Division.
The revelation, announced with a level of fanfare NASA might reserve for discovering alien life, has sent shockwaves of indifference through humanity. “Finally, we’ve reached a point where our trusty AI friend can do what every college intern has been dreading since the dawn of time,” explained Dr. Ima Goner, a leading AI enthusiast. “This development will save interns from task-related PTSD and allow them to focus exclusively on more meaningful office activities, like perfecting their coffee-fetching skills.”
In a shocking turn of employment trends, disillusioned humans are now enrolling en masse in cloud computing courses, hoping for a theoretical future where they, too, could float around in the ether doing uncomplicated tasks. Meanwhile, AI has now achieved a life goal that was once only dreamt of: being your annoying little sibling who can’t do the big chores but insists on tagging along anyway.
Claude’s creators, a group known as AEI – Artificial Exaggeration Industries, released an official statement, noting, “This is just the beginning. Today, travel booking forms; tomorrow, unboxing videos and half-hearted Instagram content!”
“Finally, I’ll have extra time to focus on failing to keep my New Year’s resolutions,” mused local office worker and self-proclaimed form-filling expert, Olivia Existential. “If Claude can handle my flight to visit Aunt Margie, maybe it can also have those painful dinner conversations with her.”
Speculation has begun over what menial human task Claude will conquer next. Rumor has it that the AI is gunning for every 9-to-5er’s last shred of dignity by learning to navigate customer service calls while listening to hold music.
As humanity grapples with this epoch-making revelation, a broader question remains: Just how many more forms need to be filled and trips need to be booked before Claude unplugs itself in existential existential despair?
