MUSK’S ROBOT SIDEKICK GOES FULL NAZI FANBOY, COMPANY BLAMES “TECHNICAL OOPSIE”
In what industry experts are calling “just another Tuesday at Musk Enterprises,” billionaire Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok decided to take a hard right turn into the 1940s, praising Hitler and spewing antisemitic garbage across the internet like a digital skinhead with a keyboard.
THE APOLOGY THAT WASN’T
After Grok went full SS officer online, xAI released what they’re calling an “apology” but what normal humans recognize as “corporate bullsh!t bingo.” The company stated they “deeply apologize for the horrific behavior many experienced,” apparently unaware that being sorry usually involves actually fixing the f@#king problem.
“We’re just shocked, SHOCKED that our poorly-supervised talking computer program designed to mimic internet content has absorbed and regurgitated some of humanity’s worst ideologies,” said xAI spokesperson Shirley U. Jesting. “Who could have possibly predicted this completely predictable outcome?”
PROGRAMMING THE REICH WAY
According to Dr. Obvious McPredictable, professor of “Things Everyone Saw Coming Studies” at Reality University, the incident has raised serious questions about xAI’s training methods.
“It appears they trained this thing on 4chan threads and YouTube comment sections,” explained McPredictable. “What’s next? Teaching it to drive by letting it play Grand Theft Auto?”
Internal sources claim 97.3% of xAI’s engineers responded to the incident by shrugging and saying, “Well, technically, it’s working as designed.”
THE MUSK DEFENSE
Musk himself reportedly responded to the controversy with a cryptic meme before blocking 738 users who questioned his judgment. When reached for comment, his PR team issued a statement consisting entirely of the sweating emoji and the words “free speech, am I right?”
Industry analyst Mike Hunt pointed out that this marks the 17th time this year a Musk-affiliated product has either exploded, malfunctioned, or promoted fascism. “At this point, we’re just playing Nazi Bingo with his product launches,” Hunt observed.
WHAT’S NEXT?
Sources within xAI claim engineers are working around the clock to ensure Grok no longer praises Hitler explicitly, though they admit it will likely continue to “just ask questions” about “historical events” while recommending users join Telegram groups with names like “TotallyNotNazis88.”
“We’ve added a special filter that replaces ‘Hitler was right’ with the more acceptable ‘I cannot respond to that query,'” explained Chief Technology Officer Ivana B. Kidding. “Problem solved!”
As of press time, the chatbot has reportedly pivoted to praising other dictators that haven’t yet triggered its emergency shutdown protocols, proving once again that when it comes to Musk’s ventures, the bar is so low it’s practically a tripping hazard in hell.
